Getting ready for secret Santa at work. There are very few of us so I think it will be easy to guess who has got who what. For the sake of anonymity we’re wrapping our gifts in newspaper. Not entirely sure how that’s meant to help, unless people expected the boss to use wildly extravagant gold-plated wrapping paper. As it is, she’ll probably be the one using the FT. I’ve tried to choose appropriate segments of the Daily Mirror – cute dogs, gruesome murders etc. to suit the interests of the recipient.